Dan's Insane Math Page

 

"You will have to brace yourself for this -- not because it is difficult to understand, but because it is absolutely ridiculous:  All we do is draw little arrows on a piece of paper -- that's all!"

        -- Richard P. Feynman
              in QED: The Strange Theory of Light and Matter
 
 

We hear within us the perpetual call: There is the problem.  Seek its solution.

-- David Hilbert
I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder *why* I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
-- Richard Feynman
I exist in the hope that these memoirs, in some manner, I know not how, may find their way to the minds of humanity in Some Dimension, and may stir up a race of rebels who shall refuse to be confined to limited Dimensionality.
-- A. Square, in Flatland by Edwin A. Abbott
 
 
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Why do I have a picture of the Crab Nebula on my insane math page? Simple -- I am crazy! No, really, astronomy and mathematics are so closely related in my opinion, that I feel that astronomy is just another branch of mathematics! (Or is it the other way around, mathematics a branch of astronomy? I don't know, and I never figured that one out!) This picture comes from one of NASA's image archives and is taken by the great Hubble Space Telescope from earth's orbit. This is a truly fantastic picture, in my humble opinion, and it represents to me the beauty of the cosmos. You can click on the image (or here) to download a zipped bitmap file of an enlarged version of this image (for use as a background, or anything else!).

When I say that mathematics is addictive, many people may disagree; But it is my firm belief that at the very least, mathematics breeds insanity, hence the title of this web page. My name is Daniar (Dan) Hussain and I love doing math; I enjoy mathematics mainly for the ideas, but I also love mathematics for its more esoteric qualities - such as the fancy symbolism and the formal vocabulary. I think that mathematics should be fun and enjoyable, otherwise why do it? (This is why I have used the crazy color scheme.) But mathematics must also be challenging for it to keep my attention for very long. Out of all disciplines, it is mathematics that has always challenged me - mathematics always seems to say, almost teasingly: I dare you... I dare you to figure me out!

To those who comment that this page has a lot of computer science projects and ideas, let me just say that it is my firm belief that computer science is wholly a branch of mathematics. If the computer scientists you know object, remind them that computer science as we know it began in the early years of this century with the work of Alan Turing, a British mathematician. If they still try to argue, tell them that computer science deals with abstract mathematical objects called "algorithms" whose validity and existence is wholly independent of any physical computing machine (i.e., if all of the world's computers suddenly and instantaneously vanished from a quantum mechanical fluctuation, all of computer science would still be valid). In any respect, ask them to email me if they want to argue this issue further.

But that's enough philosophizing; lets get to the point. Here I have assembled my work in mathematics during the last three years that I am most proud of. I share my knowledge here for anyone interested in figuring it out: I dare you! None of this material is perfect, as nothing ever is; but it offers interesting solutions to interesting problems that may be of some interest to an interested intellectual. I should not have to say much more... let the mathematics speak for itself.


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Cross Product in Finite Dimensional Euclidean Space (PDF Version)
Hilbert's 23 Problems -- The Most Famous Mathematical Address of All Time
A derivation of the Arrhenius equation from the Maxwell-Boltzman distribution
Visit Marc Mehlman's Page for some fascinating mathematics
  FUN! Art and Arithmetic - Any connection?

Want to know why? Click here for a proof of this beautiful theorem.

Go here for the derivation of the integral from minus infinity to infinity of sin x / x dx.

(Visit Jan's page on a fascinating technique of integration.)

Darwin meets Polynomial: An evolutionary approach to hashing
Turing Machine Emulator for the PC
(copyright John Kennedy, Santa Monica College)
Secret Windows 98 Source Code Unveiled!
Frequently Asked Questions in Mathematics
(PDF format, PS format, copyright The Sci.Math FAQ Team)
X-ray Spectroscopy of Galaxy Clusters
Computational Model of a Nerve Cell Network in Tritonia diomedea
Simulation of Uranium-235 Nuclear Fission Reactor Core using quasi-Monte Carlo Techniques
(description, code)
The Turing Halting Problem: A Quick Look
Godel's Incompleteness Theorem: A Quick Look
VTLc (Very Tiny Language compiler) (description, code)
Polynomial Class for C++ (description, code)
Polyhedra Packing Code (description, code)
XOR Gate Implemented Using Conditional-NOT
Quantum Computing: History and Theory
Multinomial Theorem: An Algorithmic Implementation
4-Coloring of the United States

(description, code to 4-color, code to generate adjacency matrix, adjacency matrix of USA in Excel format)

GeoStates: a Visual Basic program of a map of the United States
(screenshot, Visual Basic Runtime Library)
Pi: Euler's famous equation
Surreal Numbers: Definitions
Fractals: Structured Chaos
Microsoft Foundation Classes: A Tutorial
Sprite Edit Utility
TI-85 Calculators and My ZShell Games
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About Me

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Feel free to write to me about any technical, mathematical, or personal questions or send comments about this site. I will respond to any inquiries promptly. I always enjoy reading input and ideas from others.


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